Movies So Bad They're Laughably Annoying

Speed 2:Cruise Crontrol--problem, turn the damn boat! It just bugged me that they spent like 20 minutes on turning the stupid boat। I now can't actually remember how long it took nor do I wish to re-view the movie to find out. Movie sucked hard IMO.

Batman and Robin-- this movie just blows. Can't explain it. It's like catching a surgery on tv that makes you sick but you can't turn away. the first time I saw it (yes I've actually seen this shite twice..well sorta.) I left about 25 minutes in. Couldn't take it anymore. Skates in their boots/shoes whatever making them skate down a statue. I kept waiting for the words "bam" "pop" and "zap" to fly up on the screen. My second viewing came when my wife caught it on tv and said Batman was on. She wouldn't turn the channel no matter how bad she hated it, and she hated it. I also couldn't turn away this time. The acting... horrible. Ass shots aplenty and they're not even of Batgirl! Damn NIPPLES! Oh yeah, Batgirl doesn't have nipples on her costume. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Superman 4:The Quest for Peace-- I see they tried. Christopher Reeve does a good acting job as does most, but with the way it was edited and with the "unspecial effects" it just helps in making it more laughable. Every flying scene is just hilarious. It's repeated throughout the whole fucking movie which makes it just humorus. Laughing about it now. My wife had to see it just to see how bad the FX were. She was horrified and mystified. She laughed and so we laughed together. Also could have done without Jon Cryer. He helped bring it down a notch. It's just to bad that Golan Globus didn't give enough this film enough of a budget. But it would have been hard for even a GOOD Superman IV to smack the bad taste left in my mouth from Superman 3.

Well that's my 3. I worked at a movie theater for 6 years, so I saw lots of movies and thank God they were mostly free! I'm sure I got more bad movies that are laughably or annoyingly bad. But these 3 will live in infamy in the recesses of my brain.... stupid fucking memory.....